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Tuesday, December 28, 2010

Annie Buddy? Annie Wan? Noe Wan? Sum Buddy?

Lee Sum Wan : Hello can i speak to
Annie Wan

Mr Sori : Yes u could speak to me.

Lee Sum Wan: No, i want to speak to Annie Wan!

Mr Sori : You are talking to someone! Who is this?


Lee Sum Wan : Im Sum Wan. And i need to talk to Annie
Wan! Its urgent.

Mr Sori : I know u are someone and u want to talk to
anyone! But whats this urgent matter about?

Lee Sum Wan : Well just tell my sister Annie Wan that
our brother was involved in an accident. Noe Wan got
injured and now Noe wan is being sent to the hospital.
Right now Avery Wan is going to the hospital.

Mr Sori : Look if no one was injured and no one was sent
to the hospital from the accident that isnt an urgent
matter! You may find this hilarious but i dont have time
for this!!!

Lee Sum Wan : You are rude. Who are you?

Mr Sori : Im Sori.

Lee Sum Wan : You should be sorry. Now give me your
name!

Mr Sori : Im Sori!!

Lee Sum Wan : I dont like your tone of voice Mr and i
dont care, give me your name!

Mr Sori : Look lady, I told you already Im Sori! Im
Sori!! Im SORI !!! you didnt even give me your name!

Lee Sum Wan : I told u before im Sum Wan! Sum Wan!!! You
better be careful my father is Sum Buddy. And my uncle
holds a very big position in the co. He is Noe Buddy.

Mr Sori : Oh im so scared (sarcastically). Look i dont
care about ur uncle he's a nobody. Everybody thinks his
top dog and holding an important position in the
company.

Lee Sum Wan : No Avery Buddy just married my aunt. And
Avery Buddy doesn't work there.

Mr Sori : Like i said i dont care which one of ur aunt
screws everybody and i also know that not everybody
works here! Jeez!!!

Lee Sum Wan : Wheech Wan is my sis!

Mr. Sori : I dont know which one is ur sis! Why in gods
name u think i do!? Look i got work to do and if im
feeling mischievious i'll broadcast it on the P.A system
saying. "Attention, someone called and said that anyones
brother just got involved in an accident. But not to worry
no one got injured and no one was sent to the
hospital. But everyone is going to the hospital anyways.
The father maybe a somebody but if u're their uncle,
u're a nobody. "how bout that!?
Toot....Toot....Toot.................

Sunday, December 26, 2010

sehari bersama mereka

wee~
halooooo.ni nak cita ea..tdi g mid ngan teman2 terchenta.mla2 nk g tgk janin.last2 tgk the social network lakss.xkesa larr.best r jgak cita 2h..hehe.tpi 18 n above jew aww ley tgk..yg under age xley ea.xya nk ngada nk g tgk.xbek3..pas2 cam besa jalan2 n shopingssss.byk gler sale..huhu..tpi b4 tgk movie, g mkn dulu.mkn kat nando's.knyg xtwu nk ckp.b4 blik lak, g bli tako..ngah3...asek mkn jew an.xpew, nk mmbesar kna r mkn byk..ye dok???sgt best bejalan2 ngan mereka2 tdi..xlarat nk cita dah r..ltey jalan2 siang tdi..tgk jela gmbr2 ni ok??



tgh ready nk mkn~


ini la lunch arini~


hahaha..eksen jew~


nk ambk gmbr garfu actly~


tgh tggu bas pown smpt ag~



itu jela ea...len kali cita2 ag okeh??hehe..nenite everyone~

Friday, December 24, 2010

lawak kew???


Ada sepasang suami isteri yang dah lama kawin, si laki
ni ada satu tabiat buruk iaitu setiap kali bangun tidor
mesti dia kentut, kentut puaka gitu sebab bunyi ia
mengegarkan bilik tidor dan baunya yarabbi tak leh nak
cerita nanti korang muntah pulak. si bini ni memang
sokmo komplen pasal kentut tu dan banyak kali termuntah
sebab tak tahan, tapi silaki dengan muka penuh selamba
menjelaskan, kentut tu perkara semula jadi yang baik
untuk kesihatan. satu hari si bini yg dah lama tak tahan
perangai si laki berkata, " satu hari nanti awak kentut
bukan sahaja angin yang keluar, semua isi perut awak pun
akan keluar sama, masa tu baru padan muka", silaki cuma
sengih jer.


Hari raya korban pun tiba, keluarga tersebut banyak
dapat daging dan dalam banyak banyak bungkusan tu ada
perut lembu, hati, paru-paru.. maka timbul lah idea si
bini nak pekena laki dia. masa laki dia tengah seronok
tido dia telah longgokkan perut lembu yang berjela jela
betul betul kat bontot laki dia, lepas tu dia pun ke
dapur untuk menunggu aksi seterusnya.

Dipendekkan cerita, maka laki dia pun bangun dan macam
rutine biasa dia melepaskan das das kentutnya yang maha
dasyat bunyi nya dan maha belantung baunya, si bini
tunggu dengan penuh kusyuk, dari dlm bilik tido
terdengor suara laki dia menjerit sakan, histeria gitu,
sibini tertongeng tongeng dan guling guling ketawa. 20
minit pastu si laki pun kedapor untuk sarapan, sibini
pun buat buat donno dan kontrol macho.

"Masin betul lah mulut awak, habis tali perut saya
terkeluor macam yang awak cakap aritu. kata laki dia
bersunguh sunguh.

"Habis tu abang buat macam mana" tanya sibini sambil
kontrol suara dan perut yg nak pecah sebab nak ketawa.

"Nasib baik abang tak panik, abang terus ke bilik air,
dan sekarang semua dah settle".

"Hah dah settle! abng buat macam mana" tanya sibini,
agak suspen.

"Dengan menggunakan jari sahaja abng berjaya memasukkan
balik semua isi perut abang tadi... tak payah susah
susah pegi hospital untuk operasion" Si bini diam
kaku...

moral: perut lembu tak boleh di salahgunakan




dari dok uat naya laki dya mcm 2,,bek uat kerabu perut ceni ye dok???

Wednesday, December 22, 2010

cecite...cecite....

hari isnin ari 2 g mid ngan fatin ngekk.jalan2 pas2 beli slipar tandas dya la...mcm2 la...pas2 g tgk muveeeeee.hehehehe....km tgk cta HANTU KAK LIMAH BALIK UMAH.lawak cam mengong jew.suma org lam cinema uh gelak cam org meroyan jew.hahaha...pas2 hambek gambo lam toilet mcm biasa larr an...nk tgk???xnk pown tgk gak...tgk eh???tgk taw..



fatin tenyom tunjuk gigiiiii




hahaha...suke2.......

itu sahaja la nak cita...xlaqat aeh nk tlis panjang2...t cita2 ag ea...hehe...tata...